... A long time ago, in 2005, the First Space War begun.

I was about to talk about EA and how they have no sense of innovation whatsoever. Instead, I'll talk about how Space War is about to begin, and how no one fucking talks about it. I'll link you to this article, from the Washington Times. If you read it, and think about it, it is scary. Probably the third most scary thing, after "pre-emptive strikes" and Bush/American voters' stupidity. So now, unhappy with only sea, air and land warfare, they bring it to space. To boldly go where no man has gone before. No seriously, what kind of crap is that? They were talking about it this summer also, but eventually said that if they do it, others will do it. And now guess what they do? Go ahead and launch a space satellite jammer. Fucking morons. Why do we never know about that stuff? "Hey I've just placed a nuke in orbit, I mean, I won't use it but it's there. Did you really want to know?..." No fucking shit, yes I did.

Of course, Mr. General Lord affirms that they're not talking about weaponizing space. Of course not. Because really, that's just the first mission. "Two other missions are defending satellites and conducting offensive operations against enemy spacecraft or ground signals that threaten U.S. satellites." The third mission is probably sending hypervelocity rod bundles and kill people the U.S doesn't like. Why does no one know, really, tell me? Why bother about your stupid politician taking coke when the U.S. is launching a space weapons program? Continue watching American Idol and Desperate Housewives while the country that is melting your brain in a piece of goo, that brings you piracy-hunters more tenacious than the Inquisition and that defends itself by "pre-emptively" attacking another country void of weapons now makes Star Wars a thing of the present. Fucking fuckers. And it's not like these two articles are just random ones that a bored journalist shitted out. If you do some research, you can actually find many others. What's that, in 20 years the U.S. will be called The Empire, and at the head of it, the President will be called Sauron, the Dark Lord?

Also notice how most, if not all U.S. government/military officials put the blame on some other country. "Oh yea, China sent a man in orbit. Isn't that scary?" "Uhm... Russia had a space station... ... And uhm... Mir was able to er, send plasma ray of God from its decrepit hole..." So basically, even if the U.S. starts by putting an offensive satellite, it's still not their fault. It's all part of the pre-emptive bullshit strategy. When's the next World War due? If they continue like that, it'll be all vs U.S. maybe? Watch your odds, bitches.

For more info about the stupidity of those fuckers, read this.

"I believe space is the place we will fight in the next 20 years," said Haver. Rich Haver is the former special assistant for intelligence to Defence Secretary Donald Rumsfeld.