Make up your mind

Alright, damnit. People. Make up your darned freaking mind, will ya? If you can't decide, play head or tails. Do something. Something's hard to decide? It's fine to hesitate and take the time to think. But for Satan's sake, make it clear. Tell others, "Alright let me think about it, I'll tell you later on." Please don't say something one day, and something else the other day, and then finally come up with a third inexistent option. That's just, wrong. And for fuck's sake, it irritates me. I have no patience lately, and so much stuff bothers me.

And by the way. I don't care if you're old and senile. I don't care if you're kissing your girlfriend until you suck off her lips. I don't care if you're a big fat lady that smells like rotten pussy. On an electric stairs, escalator, whatever you call them, there are two sides. If you can't fucking climb the stairs, please stay on the right side. Please. If you're standing on the left side and ain't moving, I have the furious envy to hit you. You can be excused if you're just, you know... too fat and take up both sides even when standing on the right side. In which case, I'll respect that, but I'll just point and laugh at you.

Which reminds me. The same goes to people that can't walk. Why the fuck are you pushing everyone in order to get out of the metro before them, if you walk slower than a limace? No, seriously? What the fuck? You just push people away, or sneak your way in/out with that 350 lbs body of yours (yes, notice how it's always the people that cannot walk fast or sneak that do it) and then slow the circulation down. Good fucking job. Asshats. *BEEP* Wrong. No hats can fit on your ass, it's just that huge.

I have a good and a bad news. The good news is that, there are no bad news. The bad one is that the last part was a lie. ~ Anonymous