Friday, April 07, 2006

McGill FTW.

I.. could speak and rant again.. but no I decide against it. Instead, I'll announce.. McGill made Slashdot! The pwnz0rz! Now if only the subject was a bit better.. (here I'm hesitating between "Top Canadian University Gives Crappy Education to Engineers" and "WebCT Vista Finds an Unsuspecting Prey"). Nevertheless... Slashdot, yay.

Now let's get to the sad part... So the guy got a grant refused, because he was working on the theory of evolution? Quote: ... the SSHRC panel said Alters had not supplied "adequate justification for the assumption in the proposal that the theory of evolution, and not intelligent design theory, was correct." Can it be any sadder? Since when Canada is American?... Oh wait. Harper got elected, didn't he?... We're becoming Tories. Conservatism for the win, gays and lesbians are spawns of the devil, please fornicate with young boys my priest friends. I say, we screw elementary school, and nuns get to teach, like in the old times. Intelligent design should be taught to everyone, so I speak, so it shalt be executed. For I am God, har. Now.. sorry if I offended you. (Har. You wish. I am SO going to hell if hell exists. Living on the edge!)

So. Basically... the Canadian "Social Sciences and Humanities Research Council" is either pro-creationism, or too afraid to be pro-evolution. But you already know it's wrong when the name of the council has "social sciences", "humanities" and "research" on the same line. But well.. I thought Canadians were intelligent. I thought they were sensible people, that ate beavers during the summer, smashed baby seals with baseballs during the spring, etc... No? I'm wrong? It happens the idiocy coming from the religious neighbour is invading the country. You know, that's a MUCH better strategy than invading with an army. I mean.. Heck, Canada is huge, it's hard to control such a big country using force, and there's only a limited supply of beavers anyway. But, like in Civilization, you can invade using culture! Or lack thereof, in our case. Invade with pure stupidity. Somehow, it seems to work. Things seem to move from the south to the north. The US get Mexicans, we get cretinism. All in all, I'd take Mexicans. At least, Mexicans are cheap labour and make fajitas. Cretinism.. well it just makes you look stupid. Oh wait, I'll repeat, we elected Harper. Harharhar (per. Omg clever joke! You must be astounded, so am I).

Let's hope that idiocy is like sugar in coffee. After a while, it gets saturated. Then you have no choice, the rest gets deposited at the bottom. And then you eat/lick it. Like a dead baby. Raw.
Rawr, too.