I cut myself.

So, let's talk about my personal life. ... HAHAHA, no way. Did I fool you?

Instead, I'll say something concerning politics. OMG we are being fucked in the ass, and we like it. Without lube. So, a couple what, months ago, we elected Harper. Look at him. He looks nice, right? Almost an angelic, baby face. Of course, he's a conservative, so he must be wicked sick still, but he doesn't look like it. Of all the politicians in the last election, he looked the most neutral and inoffensive. Well, except Layton. But Layton... that's another story. Back to my point. Conservatives got elected, but were in minority. Harper looked physically like a somewhat moderate guy. What do we get now?

Canada's image is being irremediably destroyed. In the gutter. Increasing involvement in Afghanistan campaign? Could pass. Spending 40 something billions for the military, awarding contracts to US companies? Maybe. Signing a contract with the US saying "Hi, can you rape me please, I like it" (I'm talking about the wood market and the free trade agreement)? Not easy. Killing Kyoto protocol? Harsh. "Moderate response from Israel"? ... Hey dude, I see a pattern here. Wait wait wait... could it be that... We are the US backyard? Harper, what are you? An American? It's okay, in a way, if you have these values... it's less okay when what you say and do makes no sense from a Canadian perspective.

Right now, every policy that is being adopted is copied straight from the US. See... if you want to destroy the internal workings of the system, by decreasing GST, spending in military, and generally being gay (hahaha, what about marriage?), I can only say, you suck badly. But when it gets to international policies... it's dangerous. Why don't we have terrorists? Simply because we're mostly harmless. More than that, we were always helpful to others, and never a menace. Why have so many enemies when you can have friends? But with the coming of Harper, the strategy changed. We are following the US, like a bondaged slave.

And Israel... I mean, I know you were massacred during WW2... But is that a reason to do the same to others? Oh shit, no, they took 2 soldiers hostage? That's like saying, ok, no, two of my citizens died in another country, let's attack them. Because the ratio is what? For those 2 soldiers, over 300 dead in Liban? That's not quite as moderate a response as it should be.

But, going back to Harper... what he's doing right now puts all of us in danger. We're making enemies instead of friends, and the worst part of it is, as soon as the first terrorist attack hits, more freaks like him will be elected. Terrorists don't appear out of nowhere. They're just people being pushed to the last extremities, when they simply have nothing to lose and no way to retaliate. And, if you start acting like an ass and support every act of arrogance in this world, you put yourself in their aim. It's as simple as that. Whenever we'll get attacked... let's just remember Harper was looking forward to it, and we elected Harper.

On the other hand, I can't really complain about people being stupid. Because, the ones we elect aren't much brighter.