Can you spell P-W-N-E-D?

So. Apparently, the Republicans got their ass handed to them. No one saw that coming, huh? Now, we're left to wonder if this will actually change anything. Is it too late for recoup? Bush is still in place, and although his position is shaken, will this change his course of actions? Better asked, should he even change his strategy?

Without a doubt, the Americans still have tons of morons at their head, and (not) sorry for being blunt. There is a definite decline in their supremacy, be it diplomatic or military. But even with the Democrats in majority, I cannot see them pulling their soldiers from Iraq, or remedy the mistakes done in the last few years correctly. For one, pulling out of Iraq means no more oil. And yes, that's for all of you that ever, ever thought oil is not the point. The US, greatest nation on this Earth, brings deliverance and freedom to the oppressed people of Iraq. In search of weapons of mass destruction! By which Bush probably meant, AK-47s. What a bitch. (Okay, it might not only be for oil. There's also this whole issue of political power, military control over a geographical region, and more imperalism yadda-yadda)

But what is done is done. The situation is too complex, too huge, to be resolved in a matter of weeks, or months. Plus it's not like the Democrats really know what to do anyway, right? Calling for change is just talk. They can talk the talk, let's see if they walk the walk. However, with some chance, they might be able to stop "new developments" in the race to cretinism, and grant some liberties back to their fellow American citizens.

Politics is so damn fun. Criticizing it as a nobody with no background nor knowledge whatsoever is even funnier.

Rumsfeld is my hero. <3.

A quick laugh.

There's countless things I could talk about. The media is going crazy with those wars, our minister of Finance is having great fun dealing a nearly 300 damage blow to TSX, Harper is happy with the way we're destroying our planet, and Bush is turning the States into an Orwellian state. But instead, I'll post a couple quotes/jokes I've picked on Ebaumsworld, while being "bored". Enjoy.

I was so poor growing up ... If I wasn't born a boy .... I'd have nothing to play with.

I was such an ugly baby ... My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend.

I'm so ugly ... My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.

I went to see my doctor. "Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror ... I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?" He said "I don't know but your eyesight is perfect."

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it!

Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 pounds.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.

Viruses:

The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive; with NO memory.

The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.

The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back.

The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.

The Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files.

That should be enough for this time. Enjoy your life.